Wipe your hard drive re-install everything and try again

You wipe the hard drive and spend a long evening re-installing everything. You have a disc with all your complex username passwords. You drink a 12 pack while on the case. Everything goes smoothly, albeit long time taking. Then you click on the same attachment that got you in trouble in the first place. The same mess starts up again. You wipe the hard drive again, going out for a six pack during the process. At least now you know it was a scam. You don't have to leave the comfort of your beer soaked life now. You crank your stereo to full blast singing along in a drunken Ecstasy.

  1. You realise that you're going to be late for your shift
  2. You wonder if you have anything to eat in the refrigerator