William Horse


The tall lanky guy in the back. He is the real cowboy of the band. But he sure ain't flashy or nothing. He is one seventh Osage tribe. He has a long lanky trailer where he lives. He raises free range chickens, and a happy family of dawgs. He looks like plain ol' country folk but he has a lot of cash in the bank. He plays the same drum pattern on every song he does. But its a good drum pattern.

Update: William Horse's 2012 solo album "Horseshit" is a failure leaving him in debt and still playing for the Chawville Junction. A major blow to his ego.