Wiles Underwood

Wiles plays the most expensive synth of the band. His was bought new three years ago for nine hundred dollars. He is vary proud of his synth, with it's flashier lights and smoother sounds then the rest of the band.

He lights to wear ladies mascara and scarfs while playing live or posing for band shots. He prefers his penis exposed on his myspace page.

Years after the band broke up he could be found going door to door peddling mascara and lipstick in bulk blocks to unwitting house wives.