When cows attack

Not just staring at you, pissed off staring and glaring at you. They start to snort and paw at the earth and they no longer look like docile milk cows, but furious bulls about to fight for their lives. With a thunderous braying moo, the cows leap at you full speed shaking the ground under you.

1. You run at the cows unexpectedly then leap over them while they are distracted
2. You turn tail and run you can't fight some cows
3. You dodge them for a minute then notice mushrooms in some of the cow shit
4. You slip in cow shit and fall
5. You are a trained wire fighter and escape easily
6. You leap on the back of the lead cow and ride him into submission