War on Planet Blue

You are frightened of space travel! When you find out you are being drafted into off-planet medical service you start having horrible nightmares. Bags grow they're own address under your eyes, they are so big. You take up smoking bronson cigarettes because that's all you can afford. By the time you are loaded with valium and xanex to get up the nerve to board that big dirty space hopper you are truly in sorry shape. You can't believe how weak your arms have gotten from lack of exorcise during your carefree days sleeping on a couch in your scammed OFTL office back home. How the mighty have fallen.

• 1 training is on the ship
• 2 training is on the planet
• 3 You witness the horrors of what your people are doing here
• 4 bucking for a section 8
• 5 indeed the mighty have fallen
• 6 Your kinda liking it here

⤓ War on Planet blue by the Mcfing6