Walk home now

As you walk the pressure in your bowls puffs. You look pregnant and your belly is hurting bad. You stop by a convience store and use the public restroom there. You stink the place up so bad sales drop by 37% for the whole day. You feel better but its a long walk home and your belly swells again. You are able to hit a Convenience store restroom every three or so miles and after five such stops the inner storm is mostly over. But the cashiers of these stores will remember your face. You will not be welcomed back on their watch. But tomorrow is another day.