Vaseline Christ and the velvet fuckers

Vaseline Christ and the velvet fuckers

Sold me sodomy, sold the sea, told the disease. These are the days that be, so lay back and say it me. Vaseline Christ and the velvet fuckers. The towns are now all locked down. Guards in everyone's yards. Where did this impressive army come from? Some say from cloned stem-cells in a secret baptist lab. Now they tax our tap water. They tax our dreams and make those who decide not to pay the tax a dream suppressing chemical that also causes vomiting and cramps. A bold new step for freedom. I've got a biscuit for a hat. I use crushed bats, so sewn together for my welcome mat. They are fixing to pass the dream crime bill. Turns out apparently that the dreams of bad people can spotlight them out before they can further harm society. All citizens are now under "Random" dream surveillance. People will be called in to be fitted with a black oval patch that is applied after the back of the head is shaved. It records dream content and allows remote playback by The dream Police. A co-worker of mine had one fitted onto his already bald head. He said he didn't mind, because he had nothing to hide, only criminals and perverts, and commies complain about the fitting. Only the guilty complain about searches. Well that so much smarter and better than anyone else republican apparently did have something to hide because he never came back to work on the third night of wearing the device. Where are those velvet fuckers now? What weapons do they hold so close. I remember when the Velvet Fuckers took over the airwaves of the free UHf channels, that before had Spanish language programing, soft core porn, and conspiracy theory shows, but then they oozed into all those small time stations and the others just disappeared from view.

Meanwhile we have the other religions that fester and sprout up like stinky fungous after rain, how many? What does it matter, they are all false, only my religion is true, and I'm not letting anyone in on the secret. They're is JewJobHOmo witnesses, they go door to door, especially in a rainy down pour. They offer pamphlets and promises of wet willing mouths, but they are all stale and smell of moth balls, and of moth cocks.

How about the Catholics? A entire religion based on child molestation and sado-masochism. They have secret doctrines that would make Charles Manson sick. They go to stores and secretly poke holes in the condom packets with long sharp needles. They adopt foreign children and fuck them rancid. Most don't even know that they are caught in the child fuck circle. They black out certain inconvenient parts of their memory's so they can sleep at night without hearing the screams inside their twisted hung up heads, fuck these losers.

How bout the right wing fundamental cases? They just plain live for greed and hate. Never enough money in the bank, never a hint of compassion in they're hearts. In fact, they're hearts are actually black, dark black with red highlights. Nasty shit machines they are. I'll tell you what I do, I just case out their place. When the assfucks are not home, I invite myself in with a few kicks. Then I piss on their bibles, everyone I find, even if that means I have to drink a lot of water for reinforcements. Yes these people have the patent on hate, but I can still hate em for it.

Then they're are the Muslims. They are cavemen with tiny but completely focused brains. They actually have real faith, something the Christians mostly fake, how many Christians would give up their life in a suicide attack. That shows true faith, true stupidity.

And atheists, even they suck, because they think they are smarter than us. No it all's with flaming balls, just what we don't need.

Then there are the Jews, peeing on the rights of the poor Muslims, cutting off they're water supply on a one hundred and thirteen degree day. They cry and cry all about the holocaust when Hitler killed so many of their people, yet they have no problem what so ever with killing the Arab people in similar ways. Talk about homicidal hypocrites. Us Americans are supposed to be evil for what we did to the native Americans, but what's any different about what the jews are doing right fucking now?