Hecklers at one of your proselytism sets outside a popular Poldaki club have the nerve to claim their own religious values are superior to those offered by Jesus Dice. An insult of the highest order! You cannot stand for these kind of blatant falsehoods from inferior people who have never known the loving touch of the creator!
They will not be converted by word, and so they will be made to convert by deed!
It begins with the abduction of drunken clubgoers off the street at night and locking them up in huts you've commandered on an algae-clogged beach, all chained up and gagged real nice. You really want to be gentle, but they all act as if you're crazy, just doing this for ransom, no matter how much you assure them that the only ransom you can accept is their soul for Jesus Dice. They all need to be pelted with solid die, burned with molten die, over and over again.
If only there were some other way.