Turn yourself into the law before this gets any deeper

You go down to the police station and you tell a cop who you are. The cop takes you into a private office and claps you on the back! he buys you a coffee and he splashes a bit of whiskey into it for you. He says he met Hasterson when he filed and complaint and dude is a real asshole. He says no charges will be filed and if you choose to do this bastard any more violence then he has your back. Good to know.

  1. shop boldly
  2. get on President Liberal's Food stamp for the couch potato program