Try to talk them into letting you leave

"Uhh...hey guys? I'm just gonna climb down and go on my way, so i'll see ya later ok?" They don't appear to be interested, they just keep making a deep thrumming noise by rubbing their necks together while they beat on the tree. You keep talking to them, trying to clear things up, but it just seems to make them angrier. They start rubbing necks furiously and the noise shakes the whole tree, vibrates through you and annoying every joint and rattling your eardrums, a very unsavory experience, and you decide you can't take it so:

• 1. You see a thick limb hanging limply from a tree and pull it of with a wrench and quickly strip the smaller branches from it, making it an effective club.
• 2. You get close to the bottom of the tree, fake one direction and jump down on the other side.
• 3. You pick the chubbiest freak to land on and jump in his direction.
• 4. You swing down and kick the freak in front of you and land awkwardly
• 5. You jump down and start fighting the freaks
• 6. You scrape together small slivers of bark, chew up some of the leaves and spit the leaves and pasty goo into the bark, pull some pieces of t-shirt off and make 3 voodoo dolls, spitting on them occasionally while fashioning them.