Try to get mental disability checks

You are O K but you want the gov to pay for you to lounge around and watch T V all day. So you go to the V A hospital often complaining about green people watching you and the OFTL forces coming back as flesh eating zombies. Sadly this results in you being locked up in a mental hospital. Years go by. Some nine years into your stay there are a out of shape and mental spent. All those drugs pumped into you with every meal for years has destroyed your once clear mind. Worse, when President Liberal wins his Socialized health care reform people in your ward are all put to sleep via orders from the Death Panel. useless eaters.

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