The farmer had a big long wide wide truck. You crawl under it, getting right in the center. Bigfoot can't quite reach you. It rocks the truck and screams and then it stalks off into the woods. You pass out shortly after that. The next morning the farmer's daughter brings her two children out to the farm to get eggs and tomatoes and for the kids to enjoy a bit of rustic America. She finds her father's mangled body. Cops are called. While they are photographing the scene and the truck someone notices you. They pull you out and send You to the hospital in a Ambulance.
You have a concussion, arms broken in three places. A couple broken ribs and a broken ankle. But you are also a media sensation. Lots and lots of interviews and appearances in Magazines. You make enough money selling your story to cover your medical bills, thank Eris for that.