You are excited about trying out your new tricks. You walk up all cocky to Kurf McGraggle. Kurf is a arrogant reality TV star who spends most episodes drinking snorting cocaine and scoring babes. He takes a appraising look you and laughs. "Sure sucker I'll take your money". But you totally dominate and the match is over in five minutes. Kurf is such a sore loser and so drunk and high he beats you to death with his pool stick. The bouncers let him do it because he gets them high nightly.
The End