It's fucking too cold to fuck. Its so cold you huddle around the small cheap heater the army provided for each tent. The one that's too weak to warm you up much and you can't really feel it if you go lay in your cot. Your nose is always running and you cough all day every day, even if your not smoking weed. Finally you break down and fuck nurse Tibbets. Its so fucking cold both sets of genitals get frostbite and have to be surgically removed. That's not cool.