This is Not your suit!

The suit is brand new! Why, it is the very same one you saw on a male model posing in GQ magazine at the book store a couple weeks ago. Retailed at around eleven hundred dollars, well out of your price range. Such a wonderful glimmer to it, like the jacket is made of dim blue light.

You immediately undress and put this fine suit on.

Checking yourself out in the bathroom mirror, you must say that you are looking really very sharp! You can't believe how sharp, in fact. Implausibly sharp. Might as well throw out those rags you were wearing; you won't be needing them.

There's a bulge in the left pant pocket. Another clue as to your mission: a slim roll of what must be Uglavarian banknotes and a small device, looks like a little ear piece.

  1. You decide that you must an Uglavarian secret agent
  2. You put the ear piece in and wait for your instructions
  3. You are arrested after you try to get the bank to convert the Uglavarian bills