This fucking beer tastes fucking awful

The beer is completely flat and it tastes like somebody already drank it and then pissed it out. You gag a little, your gorge rising to the back of your mouth. You continue on walking, not really paying attention to where you're going as you try to keep from puking.

  1. You stop to puke and notice...
  2. You manage to keep your liquids all on the inside
  3. You lose the battle and spew your guts
  4. Now you look around to get your barings
  5. up up it comes!