You go home and set up your new computer. You back up any sensitive information files on your external hard drive then you wipe the machine's main drive. You are installing the operating system when you see an expensive looking car with darkened windows rolling down the street. You grab you always in reach baseball bat and you head out the back door. You are quietly closing the door when you hear the car pull into your drive. You have an easy way to get onto your roof via the shed and a fat tree. you sneak across the roof to look down and see a big thug knocking loudly at your door. "I know you're in their pussy come to that fuck out and maybe I won't break your fucking thumbs bitch", The man roars in anger. You jump off the roof with the baseball bat held high. You swing it down onto the man's head with a comical whack! He is out cold, probably suffered brain damage.