When Al Gore comes to town to lie about global warming and take away our freedom you go to the protest. It's like a festival of enlightened people! It's like the future starts now! Everyone you talk to has read Ayn Rand. This is the place you meet Julia Paul! So cute with the open carry .38 at her shapely hip. You talk Ayn Rand you talk Ron Paul. You start Alex Jones. You fuck her in her expensive bed room. You fall in love.