The survivors form a elite squirrel fighting squad

A new group of super heroes bent on destroying the squirrel menace! Carny has the ancient and yet uber tech Voltron Dildo mask he uses the bat rodents from the air and off of branches. Batting them so hard they're guts come out they're mouths. Wu has that crazy hovering cordless keyboards with which he practices nano-magic. Triggering thunder bolts and other f x with drive back the squirrel hordes. Then there's You. The every man with no special powers but you are working out and fighting the good fight.