The squirrels back the fuck off

The rodents back the fuck off with they're paws held up in submission. The four of you walk through the forest towards the city ahead. But it's a trap! The road below your team explodes in a huge shrapnel spewing fireball! The results:

You: You favorite pair of jeans has the right ass cheek torn and burned away and another long along the right calf.

Wu: Blown to little peaces and still falling in grisly wet splurts.

Andrew McFing: Also raining down mixed with Wu in little meat bits and blood gobs.

Carney: Unharmed, he used the dildo mask to deflect all the fire and shrapnel and bits of his friends.