The rodents back the fuck off with they're paws held up in submission. The four of you walk through the forest towards the city ahead. But it's a trap! The road below your team explodes in a huge shrapnel spewing fireball! The results:
You: You favorite pair of jeans has the right ass cheek torn and burned away and another long along the right calf.
Wu: Blown to little peaces and still falling in grisly wet splurts.
Andrew McFing: Also raining down mixed with Wu in little meat bits and blood gobs.
Carney: Unharmed, he used the dildo mask to deflect all the fire and shrapnel and bits of his friends.