You have a squirrel girl friend named Ki-ci ci chipie. She is taken away one night along with all the other rodents in your city who did not get away or hide unseen. You learn that the squirrel threat are being detained in special camps. The press is not allowed within three miles of these camps. The media have been arrested for trying to fly over and take footage.
Even worse the OFTL fucks on the block saw them bust in your door while you where at work and drag your girl squirrel away. They suspect you are a cross amorous terrorist and they are making it uncomfortable to live here. Air let out of tires.
Dead cats left on your porch.
⤓ Squirrel wars in effect by CCB