The phone rings waking you up

You wake up to a call from your editor Miles Skeckly. He wants you in Porgsberg Kansas by sunset. There's this alleged miracle of Christ going on there that Faux news is reporting. He wants you to get to the bottom of this story. You blend with the heard of Christian media people and local newscasters here to check out the holy cross showing up on the wall on Reverend Ubortson's house. You have to restrain your laughter when you snap pics and jot notes for your write up. It's a fake! There's a wooden device with yellow glass that projects the cross onto the wall in the sun's dieing light. Ha Ha! You religious nuts amongst us story is a big hit and it gets lots of positive comments.

• 1 Get your show T V on cable
• 2 Heres your next assignment
• 3 But then the world goes crazy
• 4 You are to investigate a alleged zombie outbreak cover up in Washington A C
• 5 You go back home for a couple of days before your next assignment