The parishioners are too deep in prayer to notice your arrival

You are completely off the radar here. No one notices you. When the collection plate is passed, it goes right by you. So the next time around you snag all the bills off the plate and no one seems to notice a thing. Then you go up front and drink the wine and eat the crackers. No one notices. Free food and cash. Yes yes.

1. spend the collection money on bus fare home and couple cases of beer
2. go to a titty bar with the collection money