The life and times of a Misfit Elf

How it is to be a elf nowadays

Life sucks. You are poor and without a good work record. You don't even make toys. You clean toilets and clean the reindeer cages. You scrub the floor and sweep the snow paths. The pecking order is well established here. It goes back many generations. Your family was always pushed around and beaten up by the alpha male elves. The Teachers don't like you and their attitude reflects on your grades. Meanwhile the rich elf students get top grades and they hardly do any class work. They harass lessers jockey for sex with the girls and wise crack the school days away. The teachers don't object to them "being playful" with the lesser elves like you. Playful includes pushing spitting on, limited punches and destruction of personal property.

You heart stays strong and you love goes out for the misfits of the world. You have friends on the island of Misfit toys. But there are hundreds of misfit toys. More every year. Somethings wrong with the environment. There is not enough room and resources for all of them on the Island of Misfit toy and a few hundred are put to sleep every year.

You are just a unemployed elf drone. You are no one famous. Yet you feel you should reach out and try to save the misfit toys. You adopt a Bratzdoll shemale but thats all you can afford to take on. You decide to take things a step further by organzing a concert to aid the Misfit Toys. Perhaps to get a branch in Oregon to help support and house more Toys. You call up Johny Mollkin and you tell him your story. He agrees on the spot to help! He plays a gig for free to help the misfit toys. It is even shown on TV. The companys doing commercials for the show donate the expenses free to the cause. You raise 7 million dollars! You buy some land and manage a Misfit Toy ranch with your she-male Bratz doll lover.

And you live happily ever after.

The End