Its twenty hours later and you are smoking a cigar while laying in your over full bath tub. The water is getting too cool, you must have been here awhile. You pull the plug and get up as the water begins draining with a gurgle. There is a platinum blonde wig blocking the drain. You pull it out and throw it into the sink. You stagger to your computer feeling disorientated and dizzy. You power it up and check your e-mail. The editor of Going Stoned thanks you for the brilliant interview! You have no idea what the interview consists of, you get even remember meeting the man. Be that as it may, you fish a bottle of silver tequila from the freezer and pour yourself a shot. Smooth!