More ear flicking and sniggers from behind you. You don't dare turn around and confront them. So its a sharp flick to an ear exactly once every two minutes. The bastards are timing it with they're watches and it goes on like that for four and a half hours before a bus stop to pick up more losers like yourself. You decide to jog down to that Amish restaurant you saw a half block away. But when you get there with a growling stomach that turns heads. You realize your wallet must have fallen out of your pants. You run back to the bus in a panic. Its there in the seat still. But on inspection all your money and your debit card are gone. Fuck this world, you think.