A skinny nervous looking kid with a emo hair cut has taken the seat in back of the driver. This kid worries you from the start. He fidgets and looks crazy. You think that he is a out of control meth head. Four hours into his ride and two warnings not to smoke on the bus and the kid suddenly stands up and puts a knife to the bus driver's throat. "Take me to Wichita Kansas or I'll fuckin kill you!", The kid shouts in a shrill whine of disaffected youth. The bus driver turns the big machine around and starts off towards Kansas. You sink into your seat so that no one can see you. You crawl across the dirty floor of the bus, pushing passenger's legs aside and making a Shhh gesture at them. You are now just behind the kid. You jump up and whack him in the head with a hard cover copy of Generation of Swine by Hunter S Thompson. The kid falls to the floor, out cold! You are the hero of the bus now. The driver personally hands you sixty bucks to show his gratitude!