You are replaced within a week of losing your arm. The band just stops taking your calls or answering your knocks on the door. You take it hard for awhile and fall into a pit of booze and pills. But Jesus is there and he helps push you back up to your feet. Jesus puts a shiny bible in your hand and tells you to preach the word and get a big hair do. You obey. Within three years you are wearing expensive suits and you have three mansions. Extreme wealth within the OFTL system.
Thank you Jesus. My cable church show is number one in the nation!