So it was that, in the witching hours, we did witness the person of Chris Titan at work, and he had prepared a chamber, metal, over a flaming pit covered in burning stones, and a nozzle fitted overhead to flood it with cold water, and to make steam. A joke or something more sinister? We acted quickly, and he was pushed in by the combined hands of kind, saintly Jimmy and Doc-Doc-Doctor B, and locked inside!
"Let me out!" he howled, "You are ruining Ikipr's birthday surprise!"
That was many hours ago now.