The Room

It is a padded aluminum room with no entrance or exit. Off to one side sits a Lamp. The Lamp manifests differently for each who pass here. When you osmote into the beyond, the Oracle will ask you which Lamp you saw and interpret your fortune based on the style, material and color.

This is the Room in which clamps are tightly fastened to your nipples in order to provide a circuit for the electrical shocks of tedium. Tedium feels like an aluminum blanket cloaking your body from above, a thousand blue hands slapping your bare skin, something large and wet being forced into your mouth.

Such are the mysteries of Universe Paisley.