The Lord visits you in a dream

Deep into the night you sleep away the heart ache and pain of a world that doesn't go your way. Around three in the morning you feel your blankets pull back and a great warm prescense getting into bed bedside you. You try to get up but you cannot move. The warm being you now know is God! "Take me to heavon Lord I'm ready!" You say. But instead God buttfucks you hard making your rectum bleed. The pain is intense. You stop going to church after that. Then you find to your horror you are anally pregnant!