But it's not over. The Five Penis man vows revenge. He leaves threatening messages on your answering machine. Then with perfect timing he shows up while you are being interviewed on camera for a local martial arts magazine. He calls you out. You circle each other a few times and then it's on. You block and dodge a furious series of somersault kicks. You see your entry. You drive your elbow into his neck. the Five Penis Man falls to the pavement. You take a few steps backwards and motion for him to bring it on. He struggles up off the ground and he throws a mantis kick at your knee. You are easily able to spin out of the way and shove him to the ground hard. He stays down this time. He submits and vows he shall never challenge you again. You are the master.
You Win Win Win
The End