Territorial pissings
A new tough guy moves into the village. Calls himself Jack Luck. Probably not his real name. He has a trailer across the street from Bruce's. He comes over late one night knocking on Bruce's door while your out drinking in some other trailer. Bruce answers the door and there's a gun in his face. "Give me condoms and your fucking cigarettes asshole!", Jack says as he actions the gun back. "Whaaa?", Says Bruce. The gun flahes into Bruce's face and blood squirts from his nose. "I need rubbers and a pack of smokes fuck face!", Jack roars, soar at Bruce's sheer Assholery. You happen to stumble home and discover this drama going on. You still have a third bottle of this long neck wine in a heavy glass bottle. You swing it into dude's head from behind. Mr. "Jack Luck" falls. You take his gun and pull off his leather jacket. Bruce pisses on him and then burns his trailer down with the asshole in it. The cops think dude burned his own place down so there is no murder investigation. The asswipe should never have fucked with the Santa Magic Village Mafia! Ha ha. Your proud to have played a part in the death of the asshole. You and Bruce dragged him back into the trailer and stole anything of value. You left after that, but you knew Bruce's plans. Haha again!
