Tear apart and disassemble the guitar

You are so excited to hear the value of the guitar that you pull it apart with reckless abandon. After yanking the strings out and pulling off the pickguard to expose the wiring beneath you unscrew the neck from the body, using one of your teeth as a makeshift screwdriver.

  1. Find a piece of paper hidden in one of the guitar's chambers
  2. Replace the hardware with cheap Chinese parts