The outline and ideas for this story:
2011 as we dated things back then. Back then in the age of the Great Alarm. Who knows how many years that really was. The story all started with Simpson's disappearance. Few knew that he was the glue that was holding everything together. He was last seen at that bizarre bowling tournament that captured so many lurid head lines. But more of that later. He bowled a perfect game and he said he was hitting the vending machine nook for a Taco Pop and some eel jerky. But he never came back. What Ever happened to Brendon Simpson? elements of bowling match
We think he was on to something and that hostile forces have captured or neutralized him. He had been talking a lot online about the Great Alarm before vanishing. About a new angle to fight it with.
great alarm has taken the life from the worlds to feed its cells, its industrial expansion drive. But after untold eons of looping back the same narrow time frame with all the brains in it fed life templates and recycle its starting to glitch out. The end may well be near. The end of all life in the known universe.
when one universe goes bad so can many more a chain reaction bringing expanding doom to the biggest big bang. the way of survival is to defeat the great alarm and take its place. Bu to use the stolen energies many of which are merely stored in grat batteries or future eons to restore the worlds the life to the universe. only then can the ancient brains choose to dream on or fade away.
One agent of this new way is the great vast Spider God. The universe is merely matter caught in its starry webs. It catches murky living liquid cloud things that pre date the gods and once grazed the blank universe.
so the spider god summons hero's, many seem unlikely across shining crystal encrusted silver webs to tell them of they're mission. Many fall on the way there, including some of the strongest characters.
creatures characters and places n such
monks with meat rusted meat hooks for heads. In long robes. They seem not to walk but to glide. packs of feral wild dogs evil scrubbing bubbles with chorrisive acid brushes/feet herds of Mamooska green honey from the bees of the kind bud fields the confetti winds that blow suddenly with a red and blue cardboard cut out hands cement head the lord of the south field evil farm. Come to from back. Torture and kill devices in back yard. McGurkin. a man is trapped in a device made of wood. His head sticking out. Blades for severing his head by hand crank help help turns to a panicked He's coming he's coming!
Protags
Jack Pumplkin Motely Howe Zipper the Wonder shark who is killed on the way Tarzan who dies Godzilla who breaks through the web and falls to his death Snoopy Hairy Heart but now he is older and very horny. Frosty the snowman who melts early on. Krebo wirks a hobbit/muchkin half breed Sleepy the pot head dwarf nods off on spiders silver web and rolls off falling endless miles with ever increasing speed till his organs rupture. One tin solider gingerbread man
heros goal-to strike a series of outposts severs to break down the great alarm's signal before it breaks down on its own and ends life support to all the brains in a jar. to gather a series of objects that are really a form of code to use as weapons. To tap into the great alarms' massive back log of stored energy from all the brains. Energy to last it tens of thousands of years and still it feeds. use this power to form livable worlds and bodies for the brains to inhabit to make the universe live again. Otherwise the alarm shuts down and all mindlife goes with it.
the whole infictive crowd who are all killed one way or the other.
dark mad tea party they torture the mouse and
Evidence uncovered from T.I.T.A.N. archives, dated January 2007, authored by Chris Titan:
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This is powerful stuff. I have these guys actually breathing down my neck...they are vaclempt.There is a projection being devloped that I am the creater of Bad BUZZ marketing and it has my associates terrified.If you can afford it at all I highly recommend buying one of these powerful bowling products. Here is a chance for the community to put its money where its mouth is. This is Anarcho-capitalism at its finest. I salute Brendon Simpson for creating one of the most Toxick marketing Campaigns I have seen...you guys need to support his efforts with real dollars so we can maintain our credibility. Like Bob Dobbs says: Fuck Them if they can't Take A Joke.