Steal books

On your first day you go home with a copy of the new expanded version of "Naked Lunch" by William S. Burroughs. You steal a Sylvia Plath graphic novel a few days later. Really smooth like. You only steal 1, or 2, or 3 books a week, to be safe, and you have great evenings with a couple glasses of wine and a stolen book for entertainment. Good times!

...or so you think, but dark rumors have begun spreading that the store may go out of business due to so much theft.


  1. Steal some books and sell them on ebay here and there to buy dope with
  2. Get a second job so you can steal stuff from there also
  3. You stock and straighten the shelves
  4. Midgets in the store
  5. You cashier a lot
  6. Steal a multi-disc Audio book