Stay alert ready to respond to any more vandaism

You spend a lot of time in your tool shed checking facebook, texting, cruising the web with your cell phone and waiting. A pipe loaded with Ketjack kush, a few beers. You can spend all day here and often you do. One of these days after a third beer your hear the sound of someone climbing over your chain link fence. You stand still waiting to strike. It's Sigal and you pounce! You beat him until he is laying there unmoving. You chain his ankles to your car and you drag him four blocks before freeing him and driving off. Feeling good about the world. Feeling happy.