Re:Alligator Control Date: 2006/09/20 03:24 By: carney Oh shit the damn squirrels have landed. How do you get rid of those evil bastards, they have no right to be eating my trees, that I stole from them. Oh well another one just through a nut at me, and has an auto matic rifle. Damn you can have all my nuts. eeck
By: MilesStimpy
A squirell with a toe face! How horrifying! I'll not sleep well tonight. I saw a interesting squirell yesterday. A large greyish one. It did a sudden back arching leap into the air like it suddenly realized that I was looking at it. Really gracefull move , full of speed and strength.
carney Status: User
Don't let em fool you they are just baiting you stimpy. They are the gay men we put this gay marrage up to protect our jesus christ in desguise. Oh jesus christ on a stick, thank goddamn I'm back cause now I can preach the real squirrel agenda, fuck they are attacking stimpies farm agian while he is at work. Come on wu and Titan off the ass's and on the slingshots take em out, before they convert you to atheism.
Yeah glad I'm still here and so are you, everything I say and do you love.
Chris Titan This one squealled like a pig. I learned some important things about the counter insurgency amoung the squirrel alliance.
I had to use my scanner to image its dead carcass because my camera is broken...
Date: 2006/08/12 22:06 By: Chris_Titan
Very alarming attacks are taking place in Ameican parks since the Frequency was broadcast recently. There is a must read comment on the Toxick Blog about a recent spate of attacks. http://toxicbloging.blogspot.com/ Are these squirrel attacks part of a greater propaganda campaign to instill total fear. The Horrorist Treat is being downplayed in todays media. Horrorist are arming, training, and providing the squirrels with propaganda.
MilesStimpy
with frequency23 You get eurphoria. The Trolls have one gender. The latest assault by Symbolic pagan. In the freezing air monkey freak produces a remote control. No good. The frozen forest tasted like shit. And stick you in our ego's. Clay church in frost hungry dead fiction suit. The squirrel nods , pulsing venom is Life! The Time Travel Mafia harrassing began to grow. Mother carney as his pillow , The new is online in exchange for pulsing venom to make.
Date: 2006/08/28 07:21
By: MrPoo
It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton. On April 1, the world's great powers came closer to nuclear war than ever before, all because of an obscure island named Fernando Poo. By the time international affairs returned to their normal cold-war level, some wits were calling it the most tasteless April Fool's joke in history. I happen to know all the details about what happened, but I have no idea how to recount them in a manner that will make sense to most readers. For instance, I am not even sure who I am, and my embarrassment on that matter makes me wonder if you will believe anything I reveal. Worse yet, I am at the moment very conscious of a squirrel---in Central Park, just off Sixty-eighth Street, in New York City---that is leaping from one tree to another, and I think that happens on the night of April 23 (or is it the morning of April 24?), but fitting the squirrel together with Fernando Poo is, for the present, beyond my powers.