Spend the last of your money on a bag of weed

All you have left is twenty bucks. Nowadays that will net you an 8th of shagweed loaded with little round immature seeds. But you go for it. You clean enough weed for four bowls to get enough plant material to smoke a bowl with. This sack is going to go fast.

  1. do it all up but leave a bowl for Santa
  1. smoke half now and the other half while jacking off and drinking hot chocolate while crying