You fucking hate Lt. Sigal Haterson. This swaggering little mouselike alpha male wanna be. He must be insane. Always trying to establish himself as top dog. Trying to bed all the Woman and rule over all the men. You and him are constantly exchanging insults in the operating room. Now he keeps staring at your gun all the time. Like he is jealous of it's power. You wake up one morning and your gun is gone. It has been stolen!
You report the theft of your weapon to your C O. Then you find out Haterson is missing too. A search party is formed and they find him. He went a mile and a half from the medical unit and he shot himself in the head and died. You lose the gun as evidence. But it is more then worth it because that asshole is dead. Ha ha!
⤓ Hooray he's dead! by the McFing Experience