Some pretty naty experimental squirrels have escaped Rodent Industries®


A homeless man has been found horribly chewed up. Rodent industries has reported a batch of escaped experimental military grade squirrels. Your team goes into action. Hunting through the woods in teams of three. You see something jumping from tree to tree that don't look right. You swivel and fire a tracker dart. You hear a sharp ringing cry of pain and there's a loud sound of snapping twigs when the creature lands and runs. You radio in your encounter to the other team mates who can track it's movements. Sure enough it's a nasty forty pound squirrel with sharp teeth and blazing red eyes. The boys put it down fast.

  1. The team is giving drone and National Guard back up for the next go
  2. You are to find and destroy all mutant rodents now
  3. President Ellon calls for the extermination of ALL squirrels
  4. Squirrels, Nuns, and Midgets form an allegiance