McFing stumbles down the road so bone dry. Nothing but shifting dunes of sand around him. The occasional dead car beside the road. Paint pelted off by the relentless sands. Nothing of value inside. Andrew checks. out of anything to drink or smoke or pop. But he sees a puff of sand in the distance. A rising then fading sand snake heading his way! Its a soda van. The driver pulls up and he lets McFing in. McFing meets the legendary Soda Man in the Moaning desert. He spends a few dollars of soda, food in a can and energy drinks getting chilled up and wired. Soda man gives him a ride home. He comes in to smoke some of McFing's hashish. Good times.