Smoke a joint to celebrate

With each deep toke you feel your body get colder and hard. You are punished by the .God for your smokeful sins. Now you are a metal Man and you can barely fit back into the door of your home. Curse that weed and where it has taken you.

1. if illicit weed made you a metal Man maybe llicit booze has turn you back
2. folks scream and run in fear when they see you