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You type submissively at the keyboard and await response from the mistress. You say that you need punishment for all the bad things you have done. She says that can be arranged for the right price. You settle on a two hundred dollar discipline session, you are to meet her in booth 13 of the Black Death Club downtown. You bring the money with you when the time comes, along with some cocaine that you have scored to the occasion. You have a couple sniffs before entering the club, you grab a black beer and head for booth 13, it's a fucking sting! Vice squad goons jump up and wrestle you to the floor spilling your drink you never even got any of, you are taken downtown and booked under several charges, some of which you didn't even do.

Bail is set at twenty five thousand dollars and you can't cough it up, no pros on the outside willing to invest in you either, you sit in jail for three months awaiting trial, where you are found guilty and sentenced to five years in prison.