Shoot yourself with the gun

You stick the gun against the guts sticking out your mouth and pull the trigger. Somehow the bullet sets things better. You can breathe now, the guts seem to be knotted down your windpipe leaving just enough room to breathe. You dial 911 into your cell phone and black out while the phone rings. When you wake up you are still alive. What follows is 12 months of hospitalization and 5 more of health re hab. Then you file for bankruptcy and you don't have to pay a penny to the man.

Take THAT! OFTL!

  1. OFTL don't take that