She takes your kids and runs

One day you come home five hours late from work. You worked over and then stopped by the local bar for a hour's worth of drinking. The house is empty. A note of the table says you are a asshole and she is taking the kids home to her mother. You fight her in court and you get the kids back along with a restraining order to keep her away from you and the kids except during her weekend visitations. Take that, bitch!

The you meet your next wife in Japan where you go on a business meeting

• 1 You sue her for all she has
• 2 You find better paying work elsewhere