Crystalline Oscillatory Synchronization unit between chlorophyll based life and meat-sentience. Liquid-stored rewritable data transfers information at great rates between the device and end-user. HydroHarmonic-tuning flowers control data writing, while the roots act as jacks to Neural 27 ports. Genetic engineering allows this plant to flourish under ElectroMagnetic stimuli and Eloptic growth lights. It requires submersion in running, filtered, deionized and subatomically purified water with a silver ion attached to each atom.