Seek the F P Man out in all his favorite places

You have heard lots of talk about the favorite hang out spots of the Five Penis Man. Such as the dream museum, the all mushroom pizza parlor, and the drive in movie theater. It doesn't take long to track him down. He is in the men's room at the parlor. He is simultaneously peeing in five urinals at the same time. You clap your hands in mock appreciation. He whirls around, not taking the time to put his cocks back into his pants. You stare in wonder. Its like five fat boneless fingers sticking out of a bloated nutsack. You laugh at him. He says you shall die for that. The Men's room clears quickly. The stall doors open as log cabin republicans run out of the room without taking the time to wipe the semen from their chins. Its on!

• 1 Do the five Penis slap
• 2 Do the flipping mantis move
• 3 The bright flash foot sweep
• 4 challenge him to a Katana duel
• 5 dance around him throwing sharp jabs like a boxer
• 6 concentrate on his face and kidneys