Secretly record the wall mart chant

You use your phone's voice record function to get a good solid recording of a walmart chant you set in on. Great quality. You start manipulating the audio. You play it backwards at a slower speed and you realize the wallmart chant is a ritual to draw energy from the employee's to feed Bug-Shoggug. You are cool with that and glad to do your part. Your next chant you bark and bray so loud infants cry with fright from the other side of the mega-store. Good boy!

  1. you ride up the company ladder
  2. blood and sells for Bug Shoggug