It's so obvious that when it hits you the rush of excitement is tainted by a feeling of shame. Of stupidity. If you want to find a drug that doesn't resemble any other, why are you looking on Earth? You should be searching the rain forests of Planet Blue, the newly discovered Earth-like planet that everyone's talking about on the news and internet.
You stick your thumb out and hitch a ride to New Jersey, paying most of the way with weed. Eventually you run out, and when you're unwilling to perform any more degrading sexual acts, you're forced to walk the rest of the way to the outskirts of Trenton, where the wormhole to Planet Blue is.
You wait for the wormhole security guard shift change and as fast as you possibly can, you dash for the portal.
You slam into an incredible sensation of acceleration with lights and colors surrounding you. You lose all sense of time and then you lose consciousness.
When you wake up, you are face down and damp. Your vision is blurred. Slowly, you rise to your feet and try to shake off the dissociation of the interplanetary journey. You fumble in your jacket pockets for a cigarette and look around you.
When you heard that the newly discovered planet was being called "Planet Blue" you told everyone what an awful name that was. We already refer to Earth as the blue planet, so it doesn't even make it sound like a different place. Plus, it seemed lazy.
Now that you're here, you see where the scientists were coming from. Absolutely everything around you is blue. The sky is blue, exactly the same way that Earth's sky is blue. But then, so are the clouds, and the snowcaps of the blue mountains in the distance. You're standing on a mossy blue mound in the middle of a wide open blue field.
Time to go find some drugs!